Some damn fool is taking over this site!!!

[Maddalo]

I'd like to complain about some stupid immature no-life fool called Maddalo who has infiltrated the site of someone he doesn't know, bombarded him with pretentious, dull and long-winded posts, and wantonly persists on thrusting his elitist opinions on lesser mortals (i.e. those who might just have something worthwhile to do with their life than posting ridiculously old-fashioned, and anal opinions on obscure websites).

I trust you will severely reprimand this literary delinquent and return this forum to it's usual standard of debate and send this pathetic person back to the place from whence he camest.

Yours sincerely,
The Agency Against Literary Imposters.

[Golyadkin]

Maddalo said:

I trust you will severely reprimand this literary delinquent and return this forum to it's usual standard of debate and send this pathetic person back to the place from whence he camest.

Sorry, A.A.L.I., but we here at Laziness do not believe in reprimanding anyone for literary deinquency. Plus, we didn't really have standards to begin with (we had 10 members before him). In fact, since he has joined this site, Maddalo has made excellent contributions and is currently one of our better members. I personally am proud to have Maddalo as a member and a friend.
Sorry, A.A.L.I., but Maddalo's staying here.

[Maddalo]

How about that for ironic huh?

On this side of the Atlantic we are always told that Americans have no sense of irony.

I never believed it - it's one of those ridiculous generalisations that are inevitably wrong.